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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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