I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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