I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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