Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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