i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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