just tell him i said nine months
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Randomize
