you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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