She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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