READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I have post one night stand depression
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