I hope mine doesn't look like that
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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