She said her name was "party"
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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