Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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