idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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