question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
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