plz talk dirty to me
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
