TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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