wanna go halves on a baby?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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