CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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