he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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