Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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