we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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