thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Randomize
