I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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