so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
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