Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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