Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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