I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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