Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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