i always forget guys have bellybuttons
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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