I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Mom said you looked used
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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