I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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