And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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