I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
It's shark week go big or go home
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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