At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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