I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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