Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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