doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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