Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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