flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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