He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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