I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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