It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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