no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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