This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
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