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You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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