let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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