In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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