I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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