How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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