Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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