What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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