North Korea, Best Korea!
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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