i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
The struggles of a small town man whore
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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