me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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