sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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