not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
