How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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